Jason Derulo: Jason Derulo
So I hear Obamacare passed.
fatallysincere: harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
When I try to eat healthy but my parents still put...
iwantperfection: bikini0rnothing: omg i just started at this for ages laughing everytime.
deerstagram: nakedwithhoran: next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
Trying to converse with adults:
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
WHAT IF YOU COULD PRINT OUT YOUR TUMBLR INTO A...
lyingaboutwashinghands: Hahaha I don’t even care about the post omg THE GIF
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper